I am not worthy.   ^the good kinds of fat. or so I tell myself. Bluestone lane's Avocado Smash with feta and a soft-boiled egg … [Read more...]

SparkNotes for the 9 circles of Holiday Hell First Circle (Limbo) You still have to sit at the children's table as a 29 year old woman, even though you are an unpredictable liability for the optimism of an 8-year-old soul who believes he or she is limitless. Upside, you will finally learn the magic of the fidget spinner, there are crayons and … [Read more...]

On Brand a ^This is what a detox looks like, right? Bluestone Lane's Avocado Smash with tahini, heirloom cherry tomatoes, feta, sunflower sprouts, a poached egg and e.v.o.o. … [Read more...]

The hungry, disheveled woman from Beauty & the Beast. Ugh, I bet they don't even call it "Halloween" anymore; they'll probably call it "Orange Day".  We collectively are raising a generation of bubble-wrapped children who dissolve into an amalgam of disoriented terror with the slightest sensation of wind. So let's revisit Halloweens from … [Read more...]

What Food Pyramid?   ^I am not worthy. L'estudio's Avocado, soft boiled egg, pumpkin seed spread, with arepas … [Read more...]