A case against the eternal damnation of chicken nuggets While no disappointment in my life will be quite as grave as the incorrect valuation of Beanie Babies, the disappearance of complimentary toys with meals starkly marks when dining went from Happy to Sad. What we lost in the sophistication of a plastic Chicken McNugget wearing a cowboy hat, … [Read more...]

What Food Pyramid? a ^I'm not crying, you're crying. a Bluestone Lane's Avocado Smash with tahini, heirloom cherry tomatoes, feta, sunflower sprouts, e.v.o.o. and bacon.   … [Read more...]

The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are kinda like Canada. Seamless Order: 2:17am. Order placed at [Times Square Restaurant Chain]: [Your jersey number in popwarner] orders of [the first thing in Tupperware you see in your work fridge], [number of times you can juggle a soccer ball] sides of … [Read more...]

Aesthetic, managed. a ^One fish, two fish, red fish, avocado fish. De Maria's Toast with avocado, lavender cured salmon, and a honey egg … [Read more...]

A Meat Tornado at Ikinari SteakIn the Lawton family, the petite filet doesn't fall farm from the rib eye. Rick and Michelle Lawton definitely gave us the options of green beans/other non-tater tot sides and even allowed me to rebel and only eat Ramen for an entire year (I don't blame them for any residual effect it had on my development; it's hard … [Read more...]