Eggs that run like they stole something ^Body by Avocados Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado on thick cut sourdough toast featuring avocados mashed with citrus, cilantro, and feta and bedded on a plate garnished with beet purée, pumpkin seeds, cracked pepper and salt. Very recommended additions: Poached egg and Applewood smoked bacon … [Read more...]

The Unintentional Biological Warfare of Stealing from the Office Fridge My second day at Douglas Elliman, someone ate 8 figs out of my container of 10 organic figs. Clearly I was more upset than my post-it led the perpetrator to believe:  I'm sorry, fridge theft is in fact a form of terrorism that was not discussed by either candidate in the … [Read more...]

His & Hers. JK, Mine & Mine. a ^ how to write this off on my taxes... The tried and true Avocado Smash at Bluestone Lane in Astor Place … [Read more...]

How Historians Will Reflect Upon Our Generation Disclaimer: the below is written under the assumption that the overwhelming majority of the female population did not, in fact, die off following the-collective-"her" stating, "I'm Dying."  a The year is 3017. While in 1st grade I was nose deep in a Berenstain Bear book learning morals from animals … [Read more...]

Me too, soft-boiled farm egg...me too. a ^There are two types of people in the world: people who love avocado toast and murderers Bodega Avocados, Regular ol' bread, Acme Smoked Fish Gravalax … [Read more...]