IDK about you but I've been on a real downhill since '97 I'm going to be such a grumpy old person. I can see it now... Back in the day...if you wanted to type "S" you had to hit "7" four times. Back in the day...you used to need 5 years of work experience to get an entry level job. Back in the day...if you wanted to go anywhere, you … [Read more...]

"Outdoorsy" ^A bæsic example of Glam'ping Bodega Avocados, Regular ol' bread, Acme Smoked Fish Gravalax … [Read more...]

Watch someone else barely miss a gold star on an easy level of Mario N64 repetitively into eternity a Watching someone else play video games is like going to a restaurant and having someone eat your food for you.   While my brother DJ and I weren't gamers by any stretch, we owned a Nintendo and a bit later, an N64 console. Both items were … [Read more...]

Body by Avocados ^The 9th Wonder of the World Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado Toast with beetroot hummus, pickled onions, sunflower seeds, a poached egg and microgreens … [Read more...]

The Scholastic Book Fair ... "No Posters." - Mom Long before human hierarchy was largely determined by the social currency of delicately curated egg dishes, there was one week that separated the Royalty and the Plebeians.  Most closely assimilated to the Amazon Prime of our youth, the Scholastic Book Fair was one of the most highly anticipated … [Read more...]