Vegan restaurants that will make you feel shame for ever making fun of vegans Much to the chagrin of my carnivorous family, I'm sadly one of those miserable dinner dates who doesn't eat meat. The circumstances behind the shift are admittedly odd and multifaceted. It all began when I went to Germany in 2017 for the Berlin Marathon and … [Read more...]

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To help the cause, here's a city-wide cheat guide when you're stuck having to plan the date So you've matched on an app, stomached some small talk, and one of you drops the incredibly exposing "We should get a drink sometime." The conversation survives without an immediate ghost, and then comes the, "Where do you want to go?"  The spot … [Read more...]

The Chinatown Slushee You Never Knew You Needed Anyone who knows me, has worked with me...honestly has spent over 2 minutes with me, assuredly knows that I adore my neighborhood. I'm in the Lower, Lower East Side, which is the Bermuda Triangle of New York City. There is a palpable level of controlled chaos at all times. Nothing makes *total* … [Read more...]