Where do cocktails fall in the food pyramid? A bit ago, I went on a few dates with a guy who lives in Queens. While there were many legitimate reasons to end that situation, one seemingly irrational yet very real reason was that Queens is another continent from Manhattan.  He could've lived in the back woods of Mongolia; six of one, half … [Read more...]

The time we taste tested 5 whisk(e)ys Ron Swanson, the man who poignantly stated that the Chuckie Cheese business model is better than our current government's, once noted that, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" and Lagavulin Scotch Whisky is a "Nectar of the Gods." Whiskey was once solely reserved for grandfathers … [Read more...]

^ that person who utilizes their membership to sit silently in the steam room for an hour, placid faced, and staring straight ahead Person who emerged victorious from cuffing season, just got into a committed relationship, and now realizes that physical deterioration is a natural step in the relationship process. You see them once and never … [Read more...]

I am simply the messenger of this information. Capricorn (Dec 22 - January 19) Characteristics: practical, serious, hard-working, reserved, selfish What you will be seen eating: scraping all the mini marshmallows off the top of the sweet potato casserole for yourself What you will be seeing doing: masterminding a … [Read more...]

The Penicillin: your new, no nonsense, back-pocket recipe I am not one to create food and beverages for myself. My ideology is that there are experts for that. My short list of culinary accolades peaks at an excellent bourbon Manhattan, killer guacamole, and my Aunt Patty's cheese dip that has been known to move grown men to tears. When it comes … [Read more...]