I am simply the messenger of this information. Capricorn (Dec 22 - January 19) Characteristics: practical, serious, hard-working, reserved, selfish What you will be seen eating: scraping all the mini marshmallows off the top of the sweet potato casserole for yourself What you will be seeing doing: masterminding a … [Read more...]
Need a cocktail to take care of sobriety and strep in one fatal swoop?
The Penicillin: your new, no nonsense, back-pocket recipe I am not one to create food and beverages for myself. My ideology is that there are experts for that. My short list of culinary accolades peaks at an excellent bourbon Manhattan, killer guacamole, and my Aunt Patty's cheese dip that has been known to move grown men to tears. When it comes … [Read more...]
Give yourself Goosebumps
Reader Beware, You Choose the Scare BEWARE!! DO NOT READ THIS NEWSLETTER FROM BEGINNING TO END! It's 11:30am on a Sunday and you've just arrived at the groggy state of consciousness that can only follow a night of drinking. You're hungry, but you don't possess the physical wherewithal to hold your torso upright. The emotional wherewithal to … [Read more...]
These are a few of my Favorite Things
If Guy Fieri was Vegan and did a Taco Challenge You know a friend is real if while they're an avid meat eater, they'll entertain a vegan taco tornado for you Last year, my friends and I went to Oktoberfest in Munich, which can most lovingly be described as a massive meat hurricane. For 10 days, I existed solely on cheesy scrambled eggs, … [Read more...]
How Many Of You Have Felt Personally Victimized by Lord Licorice
two words: night terrors Before the creators of The Purge and Family Guy brought us Fortnite, during a time when people wrote paper checks like pioneer men and women instead of venmo'ing like a tiny spaceships, when chicken fingers shaped like dinosaurs classified as exotic cuisine, when grinding was a dance form that transcended both age and … [Read more...]
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