* All * About * That * Instagram * Fodder * Ex· tra /ˈekstrə/ lurking in that sinisterly dark area between noun, adjective, and adverb Over the top, excessive, dramatic; doing the absolute damn most for no good reason. Examples: - Your mom says she's cooking a light dinner and rolls out a five-course meal - extra - You tell your friend that … [Read more...]

"The murder was bloody, sure. But so is flossing your teeth." a Never turn down a listing opportunity, they say. But what if the cards hand you the most terrifying sales listing ever? a "I see we have a packed open house. Please everyone, come right in and welcome to this psychologically traumatizing home listed under market.  Don't mind my … [Read more...]

Welcome to Sammy's Roumanian, the House of CholesterolMy social life in seventh grade was pretty spectacular and I have about a dozen pieces of blue and white swag as proof of such - who doesn't love a good inflatable guitar saying "David's Bar Mitzvah rocked!"  Disregarding the insane number of plastic fedoras and amount of PTSD I have from being … [Read more...]

Likes: Paddle-boarders, Inflatable Swans and ChubbiesI missed my calling with the CIA, as I am extremely confident in my stalking skills. Unfortunately some days my powers prove to be too mighty, as I open Instagram and two hours later I'm looking at some guy's, ex girlfriend's, sister's, boyfriend's older brother's pictures from his trip to … [Read more...]

because there's more to life than Sheep's Meadow I've lived in a few cities in my life and I must say, from an accessibility standpoint, New York has it pretty great. In Baltimore, the public transit was harrowing; in Boston, you're dependent on cars/your life is in the mercy of others who somehow still have a license; in Chicago, neighborhoods … [Read more...]