And What We Should've Been Learning Instead ^ The Original Metaverse How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it How you’ll spend tens of thousands of dollars freezing your eggs if you don't have kids by a certain age How to jump out of the back of a bus How and when to end an unhealthy relationship before it … [Read more...]

Where Those Iconic Sitcom Apartments Are Located The single most irresponsible television misrepresentation is that a single woman in her early 30s can afford this size closet in the heart of the West Village on a blogger's income The issue with sitcoms is that they're supposed to resemble a tangible existence that you, the viewer, may … [Read more...]

General Thoughts & Recent News About the Titanic Because I Control the Content of This Newsletter Left: me, a month ago, with my vaccination card, walking around New York like a Queen Right: me, right now, realizing the vaccine meant nothing and all of NYC has or will inevitably get covid We all saw a nod in the newsletter to the … [Read more...]

Fully Embracing the Obligations of Being My Father During the Holidays Rick, character acting at Stop & Shop, his audience being anyone who would make eye contact with him: "I'm sorry...you're going to stuff this where?" … [Read more...]

Surviving Penn Station During the Holiday Rush Is on Par With Any Triwizard Tournament Task ^ after passing on the stuffing, a nosey relative behind you showily asks why and you quietly offer that gluten doesn't sit well with you, to which you are viciously attacked by your "celiac is a myth and millennials are the root of all of the evil in … [Read more...]