James and the Giant Tide Pod Everyone makes fun of millennials: the me me me generation who single handedly has caused an environment crisis in avocado and almond harvests while seemingly consuming wine only out of troughs. Hey, at least we're not eating Tide pods.  To bring you up to speed: for everyone who has been concerned with more legitimate … [Read more...]

i don't see nothing wrong, with a little brunch and grind   ^easy like Sunday morning Dudley's Avocado Multigrain Toast with salsa verde, cherry tomatoes and scrambled eggs … [Read more...]

A Line Graph by Liz So this chart really doesn't help anyone; it's more of a sadistic and therapeutic exercise.  And I'm not about to mail you all conversation hearts, which are essentially February's candy corn. So for my assistance this holiday, if you're looking for love in all the wrong places, I suggest one of the below because nothing truly … [Read more...]

All of the Magic of Supermoon Bakehouse People are strange. Particularly with justifying behaviors, opinions and purchases that all starkly oppose prior, somewhat-related actions. For example, take Millennial "A". Millennial "A" will be egregiously upset that the MTA monthly pass has increased from $31 dollars a month to $33, yet he/she will … [Read more...]

2018 is proving to be another strong year of breakfast and unlicensed astrology advice. ^ new year, same post Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado with avocado tossed with citrus, cilantro and feta on sourdough toast, all garnished with beet hummus, pumpkin seeds, watermelon radishes and pickled onions. And a poached egg and smoked salmon. … [Read more...]