What Food Pyramid? a ^I'm not crying, you're crying. a Bluestone Lane's Avocado Smash with tahini, heirloom cherry tomatoes, feta, sunflower sprouts, e.v.o.o. and bacon.   … [Read more...]

The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are kinda like Canada. Seamless Order: 2:17am. Order placed at [Times Square Restaurant Chain]: [Your jersey number in popwarner] orders of [the first thing in Tupperware you see in your work fridge], [number of times you can juggle a soccer ball] sides of … [Read more...]

Aesthetic, managed. a ^One fish, two fish, red fish, avocado fish. De Maria's Toast with avocado, lavender cured salmon, and a honey egg … [Read more...]

A Meat Tornado at Ikinari SteakIn the Lawton family, the petite filet doesn't fall farm from the rib eye. Rick and Michelle Lawton definitely gave us the options of green beans/other non-tater tot sides and even allowed me to rebel and only eat Ramen for an entire year (I don't blame them for any residual effect it had on my development; it's hard … [Read more...]

"Breakfast Sommelier"^Me on Linkedin          vs.          ^Me in real lifeTitle applying for: Breakfast SommelierSalary + Benefits requested:Whatever Gordon Ramsey shows on his tax returns, we're going to need to match that401K matching; full health and dental (things you learn when you're an adult: teeth cleanings cost $200 a pop); a private … [Read more...]