Back that Hass Up    See below: A working title for the autobiography of my parallel life The Elk in the West Village … [Read more...]

Your Adventure Awaits You You know what I miss? Theme restaurants. For the sake of time, we're going to glaze over the discussion of the Hard Rock Cafes and Planet Hollywoods of the world and go straight for the jugular and talk about the Rainforest Cafe, because I have #feelings about it. The rainforest cafe was once poignantly and … [Read more...]

Your Carnecopia for the Month   Steak is like Art. On a regular basis, our palettes are feed a solid dose of expected quality, like an eye catching urban mural or a well mounted replica of a classic. Every mortal at some point(s) becomes ensnared by hanger or inebriation and finds him or herself at a Waffle House/McDonald's/Bodega counter … [Read more...]

I will eat Avocado Toast in a Box I will eat Avocado Toast with Lox   ^Salmon/Avocado 2016 Bluestone Lane Coffee in Astor Place … [Read more...]

Humans. Should. Hibernate. Many moons ago, we discussed animal migrations and how we are a lazy and terribly useless species. Some four ounce bird is killing itself to fly 44,000 miles over open ocean twice a year to ensure it has food in the summer and winter while our civilized culture becomes utterly barbaric and falls into complete disarray … [Read more...]