Did I miss the BNC? (Breakfast National Convention) ^ Yolks > Folks Seamore's Avocado Toast on a Russ and Daughter's Everything Bagel with roasted tomatoes, poached eggs and chili flakes with a side of sweet potato hash … [Read more...]

^Me, on the other side of your Food Request Text While the main intention of this newsletter is to generate business, a major side effect of my food porn has arisen in the form of people asking me for restaurant advice. I have no one to blame but myself because I use this as a food diary, cyber therapist, and a justification for my questionable … [Read more...]

Bæsic Avo-cardo Loading.    ^ domesticity at it's finest. Avocado Burger Buns made by yours truly in the East Village. Please DM me for instructions on how to make this extremely inconvenient #meal … [Read more...]

Our Humble Foodie Beginnings. When ranking fried potatoes, the highest echelons are reserved for smiley faces frozen potatoes, tater tots, and the Rainforest Cafe's waffle fries (any disbelievers, go to the Rainforest Cafe and if you still don't agree with the last statement, I'll venmo you the refund for your fries order). Nonetheless, it is a … [Read more...]

Although all below signs point to Yes.   I'm no stranger to weird compliments.  I've been told too many times that I look like Miley Cyrus; still haven't opened Pandora's Box and asked if that was before or after she became possessed. A friend told me that I would make a great manager of a Rainforest Cafe. Knightly party, Safari of 1, your … [Read more...]