Sweet Onion Crack Dip: It'll Be the Star of the Show, the First Dish to Be Finished, and Cost You Less Than $20 How every online blog post recipe starts:"When I was a child, on cold winter nights, my mother would gather me and my 12 siblings around the hearth to teach us that the real food was love. My grueling pilgrimage to find the true … [Read more...]

Please Raise Your Hand If You Would Just Prefer an Arranged Marriage at This Point Congratulations! Some guy on Bumble swept you off your feet with the ever-romantic and grandiose display of chivalry, "We should hang out sometime."Do you accept this quest? A. You respond: "Sounds great, let me know when and where!" B. You respond: "I … [Read more...]

No, Our Substituting Your Selection of Totino's Pizza Rolls for Cauliflower Rice Wasn't Malicious but Yes, We're Just a Bit Concerned ^ me, staring at my screen while refreshing my browser, waiting for a delivery window to pop up For your privacy and protection, please confirm your identity by answering the following security … [Read more...]

Raise your hand if you feel like you've been locked in a cupboard under the stairs for the last 3 weeks. 1. "Inside, just visible, was a boy, fast asleep." a. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 1 b. City pigeons looking into most peoples' windows on weekdays at 10am right now 2. "The trouble is, humans do have a knack … [Read more...]

An Easy, Healthy, Affordable, Delicious, Re-heatable, and also Tastes-Good-Cold Recipe If you were not aware, the thing that millennials will be most famously remembered for will be the ability to turn any recession-causing, massive hysteria-creating, economy-crippling virus into an endless source of fatalistic humor in the form of memes. … [Read more...]