The Cocktail That Will Turn Any Lackadaisical Whiskey Drinker Into a Fervent Scotch Sipper Of all the liquors to choose from, none is quite as daunting as scotch. Casually having a bottle of Lavagulin lying around is a level of ego that few can whole-heartedly amount to. Ordering it neat at a bar is one of the most powerful silent showcases of … [Read more...]

The Paralyzing Panics and Fever Dreams of Shel Silverstein *since the food scene in NYC is currently a bit grim and I needed a creative writing exercise, here we are* … [Read more...]

Yes, This Buttery Croissant - With Melted Cheese Sensually Caressing a Bed of Perfectly Folded Eggs, All of Which Have Been Rubbed Down With Chive Mayo - Is Vegan Lettuce *pun intended* collectively pity those who subscribed to Veganism before 2010. In primitive times, restaurants held those forgoing animal products to the lone option of … [Read more...]

Sweet Onion Crack Dip: It'll Be the Star of the Show, the First Dish to Be Finished, and Cost You Less Than $20 How every online blog post recipe starts:"When I was a child, on cold winter nights, my mother would gather me and my 12 siblings around the hearth to teach us that the real food was love. My grueling pilgrimage to find the true … [Read more...]

Please Raise Your Hand If You Would Just Prefer an Arranged Marriage at This Point Congratulations! Some guy on Bumble swept you off your feet with the ever-romantic and grandiose display of chivalry, "We should hang out sometime."Do you accept this quest? A. You respond: "Sounds great, let me know when and where!" B. You respond: "I … [Read more...]