27 year old Lunchables ® a ^Body by Avocados Blank Slate's Avocado Toast with Chili Honey and Smoked Salt on Country Bread … [Read more...]

Because they're unqualified for entry-level chef positions Manuscript for: a  Masterchef: Millennials Rejected titles: Three Hour Meals For Just Under $500.00; Five Drinks, Two Shots, Then Use Whatever Is In Your Fridge To Make A #Meal Without Lighting Your Apartment On Fire; Bagel Bites; How Expensive Can You Make A Piece of … [Read more...]

Dealing With Strange Noises When You're Home Alone As it's probably easy to infer, I have a slightly active imagination so as a child, I used to get really spooked by noises in our house when I was home alone. These whimsical perpetrators ranged from murderers in the woods, to aliens, to ghosts, to David Bowie from Labyrinth. Once when I was … [Read more...]

Eggs that run like they stole something ^Body by Avocados Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado on thick cut sourdough toast featuring avocados mashed with citrus, cilantro, and feta and bedded on a plate garnished with beet purée, pumpkin seeds, cracked pepper and salt. Very recommended additions: Poached egg and Applewood smoked bacon … [Read more...]