The time we taste tested 5 whisk(e)ys Ron Swanson, the man who poignantly stated that the Chuckie Cheese business model is better than our current government's, once noted that, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" and Lagavulin Scotch Whisky is a "Nectar of the Gods." Whiskey was once solely reserved for grandfathers … [Read more...]
People who belong to Equinox in January
^ that person who utilizes their membership to sit silently in the steam room for an hour, placid faced, and staring straight ahead Person who emerged victorious from cuffing season, just got into a committed relationship, and now realizes that physical deterioration is a natural step in the relationship process. You see them once and never … [Read more...]
What Your Astrological Sign Says About How You Celebrate Thanksgiving
I am simply the messenger of this information. Capricorn (Dec 22 - January 19) Characteristics: practical, serious, hard-working, reserved, selfish What you will be seen eating: scraping all the mini marshmallows off the top of the sweet potato casserole for yourself What you will be seeing doing: masterminding a … [Read more...]
Need a cocktail to take care of sobriety and strep in one fatal swoop?
The Penicillin: your new, no nonsense, back-pocket recipe I am not one to create food and beverages for myself. My ideology is that there are experts for that. My short list of culinary accolades peaks at an excellent bourbon Manhattan, killer guacamole, and my Aunt Patty's cheese dip that has been known to move grown men to tears. When it comes … [Read more...]
Give yourself Goosebumps
Reader Beware, You Choose the Scare BEWARE!! DO NOT READ THIS NEWSLETTER FROM BEGINNING TO END! It's 11:30am on a Sunday and you've just arrived at the groggy state of consciousness that can only follow a night of drinking. You're hungry, but you don't possess the physical wherewithal to hold your torso upright. The emotional wherewithal to … [Read more...]
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